B*st*rd f*ck c*nt*ng sh*t....

Bailey jumped up on our bed square into my most sensitive of sensitive areas.
That does not result in a good mood.

Lets get blogging

What a gay word 'blog' is. Am I officially a geek now? Am I? More than I ever was anyway.
The Internet is my friend and hopefully the Internets friend is me, for when it takes over the world, Matrix/Maximum Overdrive style.

So, I'm in 'Merica now, like yer didn't know. Been here since 12th December 2004 (or December 12th, 2004, as they say here) and I'll try and recap on what's happened between then and now... looks like I can back date posts on here.

Today I've been mostly watching: The OC and Johnny English

Current weather: Cloudy, 0°C/32°F (feels like -5°C/23°F)

Robots to blow up Iraq

The US military is planning to deploy robots armed with machine-guns to wage war against insurgents in Iraq. [BBC.co.uk]

Big in 2005?

New York rockers top talent poll: New York electro-rock group The Bravery have come top of the BBC News website's Sound of 2005 poll to find the music scene's most promising new act. [BBC.co.uk]